A man, sir, a man!

Obituary

He was a man, sir, a man! Huge meern, giant of a meern. A meern! We sat together in the House of Lords for five years and it was only then that I realised he wasn't dead but simply asleep. He was a MAN, sir, a man! A true meern. A MEERN, sir! A meern’s meern of course. We began a torrid love affair that culminated in my finding out that he had TWO HAIRY BUTTOCKS! HAIRY BUTTOCKS! A man, sir, a meern! Not some limp-wristed transvestite. A man who contributed nothing to his society. A wonderful meern. A giant of a meern. A master of masterly inactivity. His idea of exercise was a brrrisk walk upstairs to bed. He was Leader of the Conservative Party. A meern! He ran Germany between 1933 and 1945 and was Secretary of the Ladies' Auxiliary at Auschwitz.. A MEERN, sir, a meern. A true man. An upright and foursquare meern. A man after my own heart. A man! A man of means and a man of parts. Every inch a meern. A meern! HAIRY BUTTOCKS! 4000 HAIRY testicles! A giant hairy penis! He was a man, sir, a man! Huge meern, giant of a meern. A hairy man, not an smooth man. A meern. He died after trying to assassinate me and the dum-dum bounced orf my rather solid head and struck him in the chest. A meern! Absoluteliah. A fine figure of a man, and the measure of all things. He measured everything he came across with a lesbian rule. A meern! Every inch a man (before the Left Wing made us go metric). A MEERN! (At least I think he was a man. He LOOKED like a man.} He was buried upside down and escaped by swimming. A meern! A true meern! I've tried them all and White House is my pleasure. A meern! Reputed now to be President of the United States and also of Harvard University. The late Professor I.P. Freely.

— Sir Oswald Mosely.